Once upon a time there was a little old man. He worked all alone in a toxic waste dump. One day the little old man decided to experiment with some biohazard solutions, so he took tons of radiated chemicals home with him. He spent hours mixing all sorts of random chemicals trying every single combination. After numerous days it finally came down to one more mix and with it the little old ma had achieved his goal to create a chemical that’ll increase the extent or plant growth by the hundreds. He wanted to test his new chemical on his backyard plants before anything else.
As he walked with the chemical in hand the old man foolishly stumbled and fell spilling his newly created solution all over what seemed like a misplaced patch of dirt. Frustrated with his carelessness the old man didn’t think much at first as he would walk back inside to forget his dreadful mistake. Little did he know was that someone associated in organized crime had been recently buried a deceased human being in the little old man’s yard. The sky would turn gray as minutes passed by and the patch of dirt would cave in as what seemed like two human-like arms stretched out through the ground scratching and clawing through the air. The little old man had found the solution to raise the dead from the ground.
With nothing but rage in it’s mind the zombie raises up and quickly turns to the entrance to the old man’s house and barges straight in smashing through the door. Rushing in on the old man holding a bottle of whiskey he panicked and ran while intoxicated stumbling and crashing foolishly into walls. The zombie did nothing but laughed at the man’s poor attempts and yelled at the man, “Run run, as fast as you can. You can’t escape me I’m a living-dead man!”. The zombie soon enough caught up with the drunken old midget sinking his teeth into the old man’s wrist teeth tearing through the man’s veins tearing any blood circulation and muscle along the bite.
Satisfied with his kill the zombie without hesitation quickly seeked out his next victim as he layed his eyes upon a random woman young woman. Running like a madman the zombie yelled out with insanity “Run run, as fast as you can. You can’t escape me I’m the living-dead man!”. The eager zombie dived as the young woman’s heels forcing her to fall over on the ground as the zombie begins ripping apart her ankle with his bare teeth and eventually clawing her stomach tearing the insides of the young women right before her eyes and slowly died. A witness examines the behavior of the zombie and taunts it to run after him.
The young man headed through a public hedge maze where he soon lost the zombie through the maze. As he waited at the end of the maze he knew the zombie would soon reach the end. The zombie finally reaches the end of the maze determined to take the life of another innocent victim. As he turns at a corner a loud blast was heard that scared the birds out of the trees and the zombie soon dropped down with his head completely blown off his own shoulders and on appearing is the young man aiming down the sights with a M4.
And that was the end of the living-dead man!
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