Humpty Dumpty

            Humpty Dumpty, once a bright and intelligent young man who’s GPA was 4.0 average. His future seemed bright and successful, even his chemical engineering degree was something to brag about. At the time he seemed to have it all, but often he would hide his success and brilliant talent, even after he had discovered a new element in the periodic system name Yoltrinium.

            Then, the brilliant genius came up with his own idea. With his knowledge of chemical engineering the once grade A student was to create his own drug that would impact at least two times as hard as any other drug normally would. Humpty had started getting to work, he spent hours even days testing new and different substances with illegal narcotics and hallucinogens.

            It took no time for the genius to create his new illegal substance called yolkaine, it had topped off any other addicting drug and soon yolkaine was distributed around the country. No one had seen much of Humpty ever since he created his drug, he had been in his house ever since, abusing his own substance. Soon enough the police called out a search for the town’s grade A student so the polce department dispatched patrol units around the small town. After nonstop days of abusing his new drug Humpty had become somewhat ill, he no longer had brown skin for it was now white as sour cream. His muscles were no where to be seen as all that was left of him was his pale white skin and a very delicate bone structure.

            Yolkaine had soon been distributed through out the world, Humpty, while in poor health condition was making nonstop cash that would come by the millions. Meanwhile, two cops arrive at Humpty’s house to search for his whereabouts. Humpty being paranoid of the locals getting involved with his illegal activity had hid in the upstairs restroom and had barricaded himself with in it. The police men entered the house with caution and examined the tools that Humpty left out in the open to produce his drug.

It was then that the police discovered they were no longer looking for a missed student. Suspicious of Humpty’s location the cops had explored the entire house and eventually worked their way up to the upstairs bathroom. They had noticed the door being locked and with brute force the policemen kicked the door open busting the door open. The police men were horrifically terrified when they layed their eyes on Humpty, they no longer thought he was human. Trembled with paranoia Humpty had jumped out his bathroom window screaming at the top of his lungs. Humpty’s head had made solid impact on the concrete as his head immediately exploded open upon contact. The town cried in despair as all of the mayor’s doctors and surgeons attempted to put his cranium back to place but they had failed.